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12.06.2025 02:55

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
Have you ever been spanked in front of a group of people?
No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
What do you think of Andrew Tate?
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
Everyone loved it.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Patriots decline to say whether Stefon Diggs has passed key physical in contract - NBC Sports
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
Do straight guys like to see cocks?
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading