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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 02:55

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Former Red Sox All-Star Designated For Assignment One Day After Season Debut - NESN

Next, they tried...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Loons and Moons

Have you ever been spanked in front of a group of people?

No, not a chance

Unacceptable again!

Minds and Behinds

I am 11 years old and I think I am going through puberty. Why do my nipples hurt when I touch them? Is it normal?

No go.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

iFixit says the Switch 2 is even harder to repair than the original - The Verge

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

share office space ...

Nuts and Butts

What do you think of Andrew Tate?

Still no good.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No way

If women see themselves as free, dignified, human beings just as good as men, can Trump hang it up and just lose in a landslide at last? How can men who like and respect women help improve womens' self-esteem?

Everyone loved it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Patriots decline to say whether Stefon Diggs has passed key physical in contract - NBC Sports

Still no good

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So, the docs changed it to read

Do straight guys like to see cocks?

Thumbs down again.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Nike on Amazon; Nike’s Disastrous Pivot; Inevitability, Intentionality, and Amazon - Stratechery by Ben Thompson

Another attempt resulted in ...

Freaks and Cheeks

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Building the 'Moonhouse': Q&A with artist Mikael Genberg - Space

Hysterias & Posteriors

So they tried

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Fifth measles case in Georgia confirmed in family member of person with earlier case - 11Alive.com

Then came..

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

They put up a sign reading

"Maintaining Strong Bones Has Less To Do With Drinking Tons Of Milk": Experts Are Sharing What To Foods May Negatively Impact Your Bone Density - BuzzFeed